1) It's early in the morning, and I have a bunch of wood in front of my house. I'm using a circular saw to cut it, but I'm worried I'll wake the neighbours. I'm constantly looking over in the next row of houses to see if Ryan is home.

2) I'm walking through a series of rooms in a building, and end up at some big party with a bunch of rock stars from the 60s. I'm reading a copy of Rolling Stone magazine, and this really rich lady starts asking me stupid questions, and I'm really rude and sarcastic with her. Then, I'm mingling around the party and all these people are handing me beer, so I keep drinking it.

1) Paul, Trish, Jeni-Bomb, Kerry, Caleb and I all get into Caleb's car to go see some kind of big Japanese monument or something. On the way back, we have to drive over this really tall, narrow bridge. As we're driving over it, I start to get really worried there might be an earthquake while we're on the bridge. I don't tell anyone how worried I am, but I can't keep from looking over the side and peering all the way down to the water. We finally make it to the other side, and stop to go to the bathroom. As we're walking around the rest stop, there are some little street peddlers trying to get us to by some cheap trinkets, and they won't leave us alone. So Trish holds up some kind of doll or something like she's selling it, so the peddlers will leave us alone.

1) My brother and I are driving in a big truck, and we stop at a mall to pick up a present for our Dad. We park the truck, and in the next parking space is Renee Zellweger in this little, tiny, compact car, and she has three kids. She's having some difficulty getting all the children out of their car seats and into strollers and stuff, so we ask if she needs any help. When we get into the store, we're looking around the men's section but can't find anything we like for Dad.

2) I'm join some kind of orchestra, and they tell me they need a bassoon player, so that's what I'll be playing. They give me a brand new bassoon, and I open up the case, but the reed is broken. So I'm trying to find the band director to see if he can help me get a new reed.

1) I'm watching this musical because I know a girl performing in it. In the middle of one of her scenes, she pushes the guy she's on stage with off the stage, and pulls me up there. Somehow, I know the words and the dance steps. Afterward, I go home to this weird looking apartment I'm sharing with Jimmy and some other guy. I just wanted to go home and take a shower before the next performance. So, after I get out of the shower, I go into the kitchen and there are, like, 15 clocks in there and they're all set to different times. So I'm freaking out and yelling at my roommates because I don't know what time it is or when I have to be back to the theatre.

2) I'm in a hotel room somewhere getting ready to go to sleep. I notice someone has laid out little pieces of cheese in all the corners for the mice. So, I tell the staff, and they decide to dig this big hole in the middle of the room to find all the mice. It ends up being this huge gaping hole in the middle of my room. There's this black lady helping dig, and she's standing on the edge, and the ground caves in beneath her. I start to fall in, too, but I crawl out. She's laying face down in the dirt, and she says she's okay, but I'm worried the other side is going to cave in. So, I'm really frantic and looking around for a rope to pull her out.

1) I'm at work and Ryan Halligan needs help taking some things to the recycling center, so we get in the truck and head up there, but neither of us really know where it is, so we get a little lost. When we finally get there, Bjork is there, too.

1) I'm going to some kind of college that specializes in song writing. I don't live in the dormitory, but I'm walking through there and Mike Flickinger and Mike Cole are playing frisbee in the hallway, so I stop for a while to chat and toss the frisbee. I leave there and go back to my apartment, and my roommate is packing up all his stuff. He wants to move out because he says I'm too loud, so I convince him to stay for the rest of the semester. I leave there, and go to my job as a clerk in some big department store. Heath Schexnider works there, too, and when we get there, we notice the entire staff is there because the manager is really incompetent, and has scheduled everyone for the same shift. I look up and notice the store doesn't have a roof, and the sky is really neat looking, so I point it out to everyone. Everyone is looking up in awe of all the stars, and Heath and I start making out.

2) I'm riding in a car with Johnny Depp, and he's telling me all about what is was like making the movie "Ed Wood."

1) I'm digging a trench in this meadow that's totally surrounded by forest. There are other people out there working, too, and we see the clouds overhead start to swirl around. I start to run toward a building, but Jeni-Bomb tells me there's not enough time to get there, so, for some reason, I run into the woods. The tornado touches down and it's kinda chasing me all over. I end up finding this dormitory-like building, so I go inside. I'm running around inside the dorm telling people to take cover because there's a tornado outside, and I see Beka and Nina. They are both back in Misawa just to hang out with each other for a while. They'd been in town for a week, and I kinda feel disappointed they hadn't called me yet.

2) I'm riding with my Dad on his boat, and we're in some kind of harbour or something, and we're being towed out into the lake by a bigger boat. There are lots of other boats around, and the harbour is really crowded. We start going faster, and I fall into the water. I'm holding onto a rope, and I keep going under the water, and I'm worried that one of the boats behind us is going to run over me. I somehow get back into the boat, and we get out into the lake. My Dad wants to ski, so he pulls out his skis and the rope. I'm kinda nervous because I've never driven the boat while someone is skiing before.

1) I'm driving through Las Vegas with Justin Hubbard (whom I was friends with in the 5th grade), and I'm telling him about all kinds of good places to eat. We park and as we're walking toward some places to shop, I tell him they should have more outdoor cafes in Vegas. We go inside a mall, and Justin writes a check for $230,000, shows it to me, and says that's his spending limit. Then we go with this weird group of people who are really upset because they think the Earth is no longer rotating on its axis. They're preaching about the end of the world and telling everyone how there's going to be enormous earthquakes and tidal waves and whatnot. Justin and I leave and get on a train out of town.

1) I'm riding around with a group of people, and we're stopping at different video stores looking for a movie to rent, but nobody can decide. For some reason, we stop at this really fancy restaurant, and one of the guys has to use the bathroom. We all go in, but the guy can't go in the men's room because it's full, so he goes to the ladies' room, and I get really nervous they're going to kick us out.

2) I'm at some party and there are a lot of people from CNN there. Sharon Stone is there, too, and she's bragging about how she killed her husband. The husband's little boy, her step-son, overhears, and gets her to follow him back to his bedroom. He uses some kind of mental or supernatural power and she falls over dead.

1) I'm in a long hallway and it kinda looks like a high school, but it's rather dark, and I can't see too well. I see someone walking at the other end, so I run toward them, and it's Trish. So I say, "Hey! Whattup?" And she says, "What are YOU doing here?"

1) I'm back at the house in Morganfield with a bunch of people from high school that I didn't really know that well. We're running around outside, and I have a big squirt gun filled with holy water. I run around the house and into the basement, and Jason Berry is there waiting for this older lady to come in so he can try to have sex with her. I tell him I'm going to hide in the corner so I can watch. Then, a bunch of people start coming in and throwing a big party in my basement. Everyone is dancing around and Paris Hilton is there. I start to feel really self conscious because all these other guys have big muscles, and I don't.

2) I'm on a trip with my Mom, and we are driving a rental car. We're on this big highway and it banks really hard to the left. There's a guy in front of us who loses control of his car, and bumps up against us. We pull over and it's Kevin Bacon. He apologises and tells us he'll pay for everything.

2) I'm in Cairns (?) on a retreat or something with a bunch of people from the Hospitality House. We keep splitting up into groups because some people want to go hunting and some people want to go shopping. Don is there and spends all his time on the phone and doesn't come out with us at all. I want to split off from the group and just get lost in the city, but I don't have the guts to ask permission.

1) Melissa and I are visiting my parents. We wake up on a Saturday morning, and my Mom is doing our laundry. Melissa goes to take a shower and I find a bunch of car brochures underneath her pillow. My dad comes in and starts talking about how this guy he knew in the Air Force was separating after 18 years of service because he got some great job on the outside. The Phil Donohue Show is on the television.

1) I'm eating dinner in an outdoor restaurant with an LT from my squadron. My family is there, too, but they're sitting at a different table. Suddenly, the LT comes across the table and tries to kiss me, but I back away because my family is there. I go inside the nearest building and start watching the news.

1) I wake up one morning, and as I pass my back bedroom on the way to the bathroom, I see a bunch of people sleeping in there, and I don't know how or why they're there. So I go into the bathroom and close the door, and I'm really paranoid for some reason. I look out the key hole and I see them all get up and leave.

2) I have a twin and we're some kind of crime fighting team, but my twin is really lazy and I can never get him to go out and fight the bad guys.

1) I'm friends with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, and Ben is dating this really hot Spanish girl, but she's cheating on him with Owen. So the three of us are driving around in this van trying to cheer up Ben. Then we stop by the girl's house, and sneak around the back side to spy on her, and she's with another guy, so now Owen and Ben are both upset. Then Ben pulls out a gun and aims it at her, so Owen and I are trying to pull him away. Then the girl and the guy she's with see us, and the guy comes out and shoots Ben, so Owen and I drag him back to the van and are trying to get him to the hospital.

2) I go into the bathroom (that looks like the bathroom of my house in Morganfield) to take a shower, and I pull back the shower curtain, and Brad is sitting in the bathtub reading a book. For some reason, it doesn't really bother either of us, so I go ahead and start running the water for my shower, and get in, and we start having a conversation about the book.

1) I'm out in the ocean with this girl I've never seen before, we're trying to have oral sex with each other, but it's really difficult because we're trying to stay afloat at the same time.

2) I've separated from the military, and I get a job washing dishes at some hotel. I'm working the night shift, and one night, when I go in to work, I see Nina Ledford walking out. She says she has separated from the military, as well, and she has the same job, but she works the day shift.

1) Something involving a gigantic shoe store and it was extremely bright inside. So bright, that I had to put on my sunglasses. I'm browsing in the shoe store and I find all kinds of shoes I like, but I get frustrated because I can't decide which ones to buy.

1) I'm working at Gap again, and the store at which I work is actually a really old house that's been converted. Madonna has bought all the Gap stores, and she's getting ready to come to my store for a visit and everyone's freaking out. The store looks immaculate. Actually, I'm not even supposed to be there. It's supposed to be just the managers and stuff, but I showed up anyway, just because I want to see Madonna. I'm kinda standing in the back when she arrives, and I start to get really nervous and scared I'm going to faint when she walks by. She walks around the store with the manager, but doesn't come to where I'm standing, and then starts to leave, and I get really dissappointed. Then she stops and turns around and asks about a rack of clothing next to me. I start talking and I'm amazed at how professional and intelligent I sound. I answer all her questions thoroughly, and she seems pleased. So then she leaves, and I go to the kitchen where the cook is trying to fix a doorknob.

2) I'm riding on the bullet train to Tokyo with Paul and Trish, just to make sure they get on their plane to the States okay, and I'm wondering if I should take the train back to Misawa, or fly.

3) We're in the middle of a base exercise, and I'm trying to out-process my squadron at the same time. And anytime we leave the room, we have to give this ridiculously long reporting statement. So I get frustrated and decide to go for a run. I'm running down this big corridor filled with people and I see Shelby running, too. I run for about 3 miles, and then turn around to go back. When I get back, I see a note saying I have to go to the orderly room for some paperwork regarding my out-processing. So I go up there, and they have all these snacks and lemonade and stuff. And the orderly room people are walking around in civilian clothes.

4) I'm on vacation with a bunch of people in some tropical location. We get a room in a hotel and it's really small. I go into the bathroom, and there are crabs and spiders and other bugs all over the place. I go out and talk to Paul about it, and we decide to call the manager. Then Paul sees this other guy in the room across from ours, and decides to go ask him about Jesus instead.

1) I'm some kind of guard in a women's prison, and there is an inmate that looks like Catherine O'Hara who gets to go to some kind of party because she's behaved herself. And I'm the one that has to escort her. She ends up getting really drunk and hitting on this guy, and she gets mad when I tell him she can't go home with him because she has to go back to prison. The rest of the night is spent trying to get her back in my car so I can drive her back to the penitentiary, and she is a very annoying drunk.

2) I'm babysitting this kid and he has a "Sopranos" playset with a bunch of action figures, and I start playing with the action figures. I get a kick out of the playset because it's really morbid and has different ways to kill and torure people.

3) I'm walking down the street in some city, and I'm walking by a hospital when a doctor is getting a patient on a gurney out of an ambulance. He asks for help, so I help him wheel the gurney through the hospital and into the elevator. After we get off the elevator, we drop the patient off in an examination room, and the doctor thanks me and goes somewhere else. I'm walking out of the hospital when I realize I've left my sunglasses somewhere inside, so I go back in and look for them. I'm getting really frustrated because they are my favorite sunglasses and they're Armani and they cost a lot of money. I'm walking all over the hospital and I don't find my sunglasses, but I end up hitting on this really hot nurse.

1) I'm deployed, but we're working in a big city somewhere. We're practicing how to drive convoys in what looks like the garage of my house in Morganfield. Then all these big balloon-like bombs start dropping, but we don't know if they're real bombs, or part of some kind of exercise, so we just kind of ignore them. Then, it's night time, and we're driving the actual convoy, and getting ready to leave the base. I'm riding on a trailer being hauled by a truck driven by Scarlett Johansson. She's trying to turn the truck around, and gets frustrated and hits the gas really hard, leaving behind the trailer with me on it. The truck goes out into a busy interection, and there's a horrible accident smashing the truck in two. Scarlett is instantly killed, and I start feeling guilty because I think I should have been the one driving.