1) I'm on a road trip with my parents and my Mom's side of the family. We stop at some kind of rest area/amusement park to use the restroom, and end up walking around for a long time. After I use the bathroom, I play a couple rounds of ski-ball, but every time I'm about to toss the ball, somebody walks right in front of me. And every time I play a game, I fell really dirty so I want to go wash my hands afterward, but the restroom keeps changing location.

2) I'm watching a little league baseball game, and I down the road and a bunch of people are running toward the baseball park and screaming. I start running, too, and take shelter inside a random house. It gets really hot, and suddenly, everything feels really spongey, including the ground and the walls. I huddle behind a wall in some shade along with a couple other people. There's a big flash of light and suddenly everything is back to normal. We walk out of the house, but everyone who wasn't in the shade has turned into ash. There are a few other people walking around, and I see a lady who was mostly in the shade, but her feet were sticking out, so she doesn't have any feet. I pick her up and carry her to the hospital.

1) I'm deployed and one night, I go to the gym and I'm playing tennis with a couple people and it's really fun. After we finish, we have to turn in our tennis racquets so we're waiting in line at the equipment desk, and I see Sophia Coppola and I tell my friends how gorgeous I think she is, but I think she's with her husband so I don't want to say it too loud.

2) I'm going diving in some big, underground tank with Dad and Chris. Mom is waiting outside the tank. We're supposed to be investigating or repairing something, but I'm not sure what. I come back up and Mom and I go for a quick drive. I go back to the tank and I notice that I have my suede shoes on, but I have to wear them anyway. After we get out, we're sitting in the living room and Bruce Willis is there. He's all excited about his movie coming out, and in my head, I'm thinking he's not that great of an actor and he's made some pretty stinky movies in his day.

1) I wake up in a dark closet, open the door, and walk into a room with all the curtains drawn. I start talking to a girl who tells me to be really quiet. We walk outside, where it's before sunrise, and meet up with about ten other people. We get in an old, beat up van, and start driving really slowly. We're picking up a few others along the way. I slowly realise that there are zombies everywhere, and as long as we move really slowly, they won't recognize that we aren't zombies. We get to a big church, and we have people all over pulling guard duty. Plus, there are people outside acting as decoys, in case the zombies catch on. We're trying to have a worship service inside, but we can't be too loud, or the zombies will attack.
*I've had this dream, or some form of it, before.

1) I'm working at Gap, and after I get off, I'm walking down the mall. I see a new store, so I go inside. They have a bunch of cool t-shirts, so I'm looking around and thinking about buying one, but I can't find one I really, really like. I leave and keep walking toward the exit where I'm parked. When I get to the door, I look down and realise I don't have any shoes on. I don't want to walk through the parking lot barefoot, but I can't remember where I left my shoes, or even when I took them off. I walk through the parking lot and I'm looking for my Mom's car. I start hitting the buttons on the keychain so her lights will flash. I find her car, and Garcia, my first troop, is sitting in the driver's seat, waiting for me. I get in and it's kind of awkward, but I try to make small talk.

1) I'm on a big trip with a bunch of people in a big city overseas. We're staying at some hotel downtown, but we mostly hang out in the street outside. A bunch of the people are smoking pot, and they keep offering me some, but I politely decline. I walk down the street to some random shops. I keep passing by a certain one I want to go inside, but it's closed. Finally, I pass by and it's open, but there are a bunch of old ladies inside taking some kind of knitting class or something. I go back toward the hotel and everyone is still hanging out outside. Someone passes me a joint and I take a few hits, all the while praying I don't get tested when I get back to work.

1) I'm in the chow hall, and I'm hungry, but I can't really find anything I'm craving to eat. I start talking to the lady behind the counter, and she says she's surprised I'm not playing in the exercise this week. I start freaking out because I haven't heard of any exercises going on, and maybe I'm missing something or I'm gonna get in trouble because I'm not where I'm supposed to be. Then I see the salad bar, so I head toward it, and I look out the window to see everyone running around in all their gear. I figure if they're not looking for me by now, then I'm probably not supposed to be playing anyway.

1) I'm in Garah's old backyard, and I'm looking down into the pool. It's kinda dirty, and I'm thinking it's not like Bill to let the pool get nasty like that. Everyone gets up to leave and we go out into this field. There's bleachers set up on the sides, and it looks like there's going to be a concert. Madonna comes out and starts dancing around and singing. She grabs me and a bunch of other people to start dancing with her. I'm wanting to get all up Madonna and grind and stuff, but I don't want her to think I'm psycho, so I wait until she gets back over to me. After the show, we're going to a hotel, but I can't find my ID to check in. I sneak past the desk and get into a room, but then I can't find the case my contacts are in.

1) I'm at work, and my boss tells me I'm going to get orders to a guard base in Hawaii, and everyone else in the shop is getting orders to the main base on Hawaii. I'm really excited, and I'm not sure who to tell first. I start thinking in my head how I'm going to write this on my blog. I call my Dad and start to tell him, but I stop because I'd rather tell him and Mom at the same time, plus I feel some strange obligation to write it on my blog first, too, knowing that my parents won't read it. So I tell my Dad that I'm coming home right after work that night. He's really silent on the phone for a minute, so I know he knows something's up, but I'm now sure if he knows exactly what.

1) I'm a contestant on The Price Is Right, and I'm on stage, but Bob Barker has already left the show and they new guy they hired is a real asshole. He's really messed up on drugs and he's stumbling around the stage groping the models and screaming random things. A door opens up and Nick from my shop comes out. He's just wearing pants and he's drunk and he can barely stand. The models are all trying to hold him up, and he pulls out his penis and starts waving it around. It's got a really funny shape to it and I can't stop staring at it. He keeps saying, "It's good for the ladies!" over and over.

1) I'm TDY in Texas, I think, and a bunch of us are driving around looking for somewhere to go to breakfast. We're in a huge SUV that the Air Force has given us for the duration of the trip. I'm driving, and everyone is giving me directions to different places, but I can't understand anyone because they're all yelling. We're getting on a freeway, and as we do, I see some guy driving the wrong way in a green Jeep. I point it out to everyone, but everyone disagrees with me, saying the Jeep isn't green. Someone hands me a piece of bacon, and without thinking about it, I start eating it. I'd forgotten what bacon tasted like, and it's making me nauseated, but I'm eating it anyway.

1) I'm living in a house with six or seven other people, and during the day, we have Bible lessons and prayer sessions. But at night, all kinds of supernatural and paranormal things happen. There are loud noises and we see ghosts and stuff that's really scary. We know it's going to happen every night, but we want to see what's going to be different. One day, we all leave the house to go water skiing at a nearby lake. I'm skiing behind the boat, and the water is really choppy so I keep falling down. A lifeguard comes out and tells us we can't ski anymore because the water is too rough. But it makes me really angry and I tell him it's a free country. The boat comes back around to pick me up and I start skiing again. I look over and see the lifeguard and he's really angry.

1) I'm driving out in the country, and I come across a small town in the mountains and decide to get some food. I walk toward an outdoor cafe, but decide to cross a bridge to a little general store. I walk inside and there are three really hot girls and one ugly one. The three hot girls are making out with each other, and the ugly one walks toward me. I start calling out to the three hot ones, but they ignore me. I walk outside, and the ugly one follows me. I look up in the sky and I can see the moon. I see something happening on the surface of the moon, but I can't focus very well. All of the sudden, the moon explodes. The first thing I think is that I need to get to work. I start running for my truck, but then there's a big earthquake and I keep falling down. I grab my phone and start calling my parents.

1) I'm sitting in my shop, and this guy comes up behind me and gives me a piece of paper. It's a set of orders and written in blue ink on the front is "Robins Air Force Base, Georgia." I turn around and look at him, and he smiles, and I scream, "Noooooo!"

1) I'm living in a basement apartment in a big city. I have to get up really early every morning for work, and Jeni-Bomb always comes by so we can have breakfast together. One morning, she says she's going to bring Ben along, too. Before they get there, I decide I'm too hungry to wait, and I cook up some kind of vegetable concoction on my stove, but I don't want them to think I've eaten before they arrive, so I put in in tupperware and put it in the refrigerator. I go outside, and it's barely light enough to see, and I think there's a strange man watching me, and I get creeped out and go back inside to wait for Jeni and Ben.

1) I'm in my truck driving back to work after lunch, and I see some people having a party in a garage. They're dancing around and trying to get people to honk, so I do. I stop my truck just to say hi and see why they are partying. I start talking to them and I go inside the garage for a minute. The next thing I know, it's nighttime and I'm back inside my truck. I'm kinda freaking out and I'm not feeling well. I start to back up and drive the rest of the way to work, but a cop pulls up behind me. The cop is Janeane Garofalo and she starts asking me all kinds of questions about where I've been. I can't remember anything, and I think I've been drugged or something. I'm trying to explain everything, but she won't listen. She makes me get in the back of her patrol car, and she drops me off at the house in Morganfield. I'm worried about what work is going to do, because I've probably been AWOL.

2) I'm in Army basic training with a bunch of other guys. We're all brand new and in formation inside a big room. The training instructors are all walking around and yelling at us, and I'm just trying to fit in and do what everyone else is doing. They start going down the rows asking us questions one by one. We're supposed to answer with something specific, but since everyone is screaming, I don't know what we're supposed to say. Eventually, I'm the last one left, and there's a female instructor asking me these questions. I just look straight ahead and don't say anything. She asks if I know what I'm supposed to say, and I tell her no. She smiles and tells me she's going to give me some remedial training.

1) I'm in Morganfield and we've all just been told there's going to be a nuclear war. Everyone is panicking, but I'm not sure how to take it. There are tons of planes in the air. Everyone in town is walking toward the park, but I don't recall any bunkers there. I'm trying to make jokes about the situation, because there really isn't much else we can do. We get to some kind of camp and I'm going to take a shower. I'm a little embarrassed because my shower doesn't have a door on it, so everyone walking by is watching me. I go back outside and meet all kinds of new people. We later find out we're on a television show that concentrates on seven people and everyone watching the show is supposed to say which characted handled the situation best. I'm wondering if I was one of the seven characters and if I handled the situation well.

1) For some reason, I'm staying with this family I don't know. The parents are really nice, and they have two daughters who like to get into trouble. One morning, I'm in the bathroom putting on my uniform, and the older daughter walks in and starts talking to me. It's making me uncomfortable because I'm half-naked, but she doesn't seem to care. Both daughters and I go to the store to pick up some groceries. On the way home, we stop in this big field to talk to their boyfriends. There's a big marsh in the middle of the field and these strange plants are growing there. On the plants are these big brown and yellow bugs that keep pooping all over the place. We go back to their house, and the parents are talking and the older daughter is paranoid because she's pregnant and doesn't want her parents to find out. Suddenly, everyone breaks into song and it's like a big broadway musical and we're all on stage singing and dancing around. I'm just trying to get off the stage because I don't know any of the songs or dance numbers.

1) I'm visiting Don and Jessi, who have a new baby. I go to church with them, and I think it's Easter Sunday, but there aren't a lot of people there because it's a really small church. Kasey is there, and we're both playing with the baby. After church, Kasey asks if I want any of the furniture because they're trying to get rid of some of it. There's a bunch of really cool stuff like chaise lounges and love seats. I want a few pieces, so I try to make room in my truck. Kasey picks up this huge sofa and hauls it all the way to my truck, and somehow, it fits.

1) I'm TDY and Mom and my brother are with me. Every morning we drive to work and I have to change into my uniform in a locker room. I leave my backpack in the locker room without locking it up, but Mom tells me to start taking my iPod out and bringing it with me to work. We walk all over the base but I'm not really sure what our job is. It's always overcast and rainy. Toward the end of our trip, we go to this big cookout, but there aren't a lot of people there.

1) I'm working some weird job where all I have to do is wash trucks and equipment all day. I'm at one place where I'm washing a big machine, and Garah is running it. I don't know what it does, and she tries to explain it to me, but it doesn't make any sense. We start talking about stuff we did when we were kids. I go back to the main factory, and some kind of wild animal has gotten loose inside, and everyone is scared. I go into the break room, and a bunch of my friends from japan are in there. They tell me that Aleric is going to come over, so I decide to wait around so I can talk to him. But when he gets there, he acts like he doesn't know who I am.