Tuesday, May 30, 2006

1) I'm at my high school, and it's late at night, but everyone is in class. I'm walking around outside. I'm trying to find a way into the school without getting caught by any teachers. I find the door that goes into the gym, and decide to hang out in the bathroom for a while until the bell rings and I can go to my next class. I see some guys from work, and they tell me that my sideburns are getting too long.

Monday, May 29, 2006

1) I'm at the house in Morganfield and my parents and all of my Mom's sisters are there. We're celebrating Mother's Day. There's also this big, fat, black lady there, and we keep hugging her and telling her how much we love her. Dad is really concerned about electricity use, and makes sure we turn off lights when we're out of the room.

Friday, May 26, 2006

1) I'm riding in a big van down the highway with a bunch of people including Josh and Sarah, Katie, Aaron, and several others. We end up at some building in the middle of nowhere and it looks deserted. Josh and I go inside to look around. The building kinda looks like a small hospital and it has several floors. We keep taking these ladders up higher and higher. We somehow find out that if we stay there too long, we'll eventually turn into vampires. We get to the top floor of the building, and there are all these weird mutated people. When they see us, they start freaking out, but they can't get to us because we're in a sealed room. Josh and I run back down to get into the van with everyone else, but it's gone.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

1) I'm walking through a big mall with several girls, one of whom is Jennifer Anniston. We're at one end, and there's a big gymnasium there with a bunch of people boxing inside. We walk to the other end, and there's another gym with people boxing inside, including my brother. I want to box with my brother, but they don't have any gloves there, so I go to the gym on the other end of the mall to get gloves. I got back to the second gym, but when I get there, I realise they've given me one boxing glove and one rubber glove. So I go back to the first gym to get the right glove. I go back to the second gym again with the right glove, but it isn't laced up right, so I have to re-lace the glove and it's really confusing.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

1) I'm living with a hispanic family on a ranch in the desert. We all drive these really huge pick-up trucks, but mine is the smallest. There are tons of kids all over the place. My chore every day is to load and unload the dishwasher, which is difficult because I don't want to start the dishwasher when anyone is in the shower, and since there are so many people, someone is almost always in the shower. I think we're trying to solve a crime, too.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

1) I'm in a big warehouse or boiler room or something and Abby is there, too. I don't know what we're talking about, but I'm trying to impress her by saying something I know nothing about. We go outside and my Dad and his friends ride up on their motorcycles. We all sit at a picnic table and eat lunch. I see Drew walk up and I apologise to him for not making it down to Vegas for his bachelor party. He says he's on his way to catch a plane, so I walk with him for a while.

Friday, May 19, 2006

1) I'm at some kind of festival, and I'm walking around sampling all the food and stuff. I see John and Heather Armstrong, so I go up to them and ask if they remember me from the Idlewild show. They do, and we start talking and walking around. I'm thinking they don't really want to hang out with me, but they're just humouring me for a few minutes. I but them a couple shots of tequila.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

1) I go home to visit my family, and my Mom is really pampering me and won't let me even get up from the couch. I finally leave and go to church. My friend JoAnn is there, and she's going to sing in a battle of the bands competition. She asks if I'll play piano for her, and I say yes. But she's getting ready to go on stage and I haven't even heard the music yet, so I tell her she needs to get me some sheet music or at least some chord progressions.

Monday, May 15, 2006

1) I'm at some new club with a bunch of people. We're going through the door, and the bouncer is checking our IDs. As we're walking in, I see Jay walking out. I stop him and tell him to hang out with us for a while. We go into the club and find a booth in the corner and sit down. We're ordering drinks, and I'm trying to talk to Jay, but it's really loud. Jay and I get up so we can go somewhere more quiet to talk, but everyone else keeps following us. Regardless, all I can think about is how good it is to see my good friend again.
2) Kyle has moved into this new apartment that's in a really old building, and you have to walk through all these mechanical rooms to get to it, but once you do, it's a really nice apartment. He's having a big party one night, and we're all hanging out and drinking, and I get drunk really quick. I start to think that maybe I've been drugged, and I see Ryan Heath. I'm talking to him, and we walk outside. He tells me he needs to go, but to stop by his dorm room later on. I start walking back to the party, but I'm all disoriented and I'm having trouble walking. As I'm going back into Kyle's building, there are all these homeless people taking shelter in the mechanical rooms, and I keep running into them. I tell them I'm sorry, but they just grunt at me. I finally make it back to the party, but there are only a few people left. They're all talking about starting some kind of political revolution.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

1) I'm going through some kind of Army special ops training, and Nick Lagunas is there, too. This hardcore army general guy says our final assignment is to break into a top secret area and destroy an F-117. So we're driving onto a base and we blow through the gate. Then we decide to ram a big truck into the 117. Just as we do, a bunch of alarms go off and we start running.

2) I'm hanging out with my Mom and her sisters, and they all have these huge dogs they insist on bringing everywhere. So when we go out to dinner, we have to take five cars because the dogs take up so much room. We go to a Japanese restaurant, and I get some really disgusting looking squid-like thing, and no one else will try it, not even the Japanese or the dogs.

Friday, May 05, 2006

1) I'm back in college, but I'm home visiting my parents. While I'm there, I get sick so I'm sleeping on the couch and burning this huge candle. Then I go to Jerry Howard's apartment and Brad Mills is there. He wants to have sex with his fiance, but is too busy so he asks if I will instead. Afterward, we're laying there waiting for Brad to get back and talking and she's really tired so I leave and go back to campus. There's some guy there taking pictures and I try to avoid him and go into the Dairy Queen and flirt with the girl behind the counter. I go back to the dorm, but someone has pulled the fire alarm, so I hang out in the parking lot with Nikki Meyers and Jerry's old girlfriend, Tracey.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

1) It's late at night, and I'm driving a forklift across the flightline. I'm really cold, and I don't know where my jacket it. I stop the forklift behind a big building and huddle next to the engine to get warm. I start driving again, and somehow end up at Nate and Natsuko's house. I feel bad about waking them up in the middle of the night, but I ring the doorbell anyway. I ask if I can sleep there for a while, and they let me in. They give me a blanket and tell me to sleep on the extra bed in Jake's room. I'm trying to be really quiet and not wake Jake.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

1) I'm back in high school in English class. The teacher has given an assignment to write a report on a random word of her choice, and the word is different for each student. One girl's word was "Utah" and she gave this big speech. Another girl's word was "reality." I'm freaking out because I don't know when I'm supposed to give my report and I don't know what my word is. Plus, I'm really worried about my popularity, so i'm trying really hard to be funny and outgoing.

2) I'm on a short vacation with my parents and we're staying in a hotel and trying to decide on which amusement park to go to.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

1) I'm at some kind of retreat with a bunch of Readiness people, and the retreat is at my Grandparents' house. My Grandmother has cooked tons of food for us, but everyone is really excited about playing games, that not much of the food is eaten. I feel bad, so I start gorging myself on all this food on the table.