Tuesday, November 29, 2005

1) I'm driving around up in Evansville, and I decide to go visit my grandparents. I get to their house, and my Mom is already there. I go inside and we talk and eat. I got back the next day, and my Mom is there again. The third day, I go back, and my Mom is there and she's bought a new Jeep. I go inside and ask her about it. She says she doesn't like it because it's too big, so I tell her she should get a truck like mine, but she's not sure about it.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

1) I'm walking around in some strange city, when suddenly, everyone's skin turns inside out. Everyone's freaking out, but I just go and get in the shade. We all realise we can't be in the sun too long and we have to stay moist. I move into a hotel and I'm going to go use the pool, but the hotel starts charging people to use the pool, and I get all upset. Everything is fine for a few months, but something happens and we all decide we need to migrate to a better location. These big green aliens that kinda look like grasshoppers come down and help us. We're all in a big caravan and the leader of the big aliens gets really sick. Everyone is trying to figure out what to do, so they perform surgery on him. They open him up and I'm standing there, and they ask me to look inside to see if I can find out what's wrong. But I'm so disgusted, I can't do it. Everyone gets really upset with me, and I start to turn my head toward the alien and open my eyes.

Friday, November 25, 2005

1) I get shipped to a new base or something, and I have all my suitcases. I walk into the dorm and go to my room. I have a roommate, but he's out right now, so I kinda drop my stuff in the middle of the room. A bunch of guys come in and start talking to me. At first, I feel awkward, but they all seem like nice guys and we chat for a bit. We all go outside. The base is like a compound in the middle of nowhere. There are all kinds of people there, and they're all really paranoid about these killer bunnies. I see a pack of the bunnies, and they're really cute, but everyone tells me they'll rip you to shreds if you get too close. We're all out in the compound, and suddenly a siren goes off so everyone starts running from the bunnies.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

1) I'm driving this huge truck around base looking for a certain building. I find the building, go inside, and start wandering around. I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I end up wandering out onto the flightline. There's a big cart full of bombs, and I accidently bump into them, and they start rolling toward a fleet of F-22s. I try to stop them, but the ramp is icy, and I just slide. The cart is about to hit a plane, and I finally stop the cart. Luckily, nobody was watching. I run back into the building, get into the truck, and start driving back to my shop. I find myself on a narrow alley, and there are people walking all over the place. There's a guy in the truck with me, but I don't know who he is. We're getting ready to turn a corner, when this guy and his two little girls walk right in front of me. I feel the truck run over them, and I immediately stop and start freaking out. The guy next to me gets out, but I can't move. I finally jump out of the truck, and I'm relieved to see the two girls are okay, but the Dad doesn't look good. The ambulance is already there, and they load the guy up and drive off. I'm just standing there, crying.

Friday, November 18, 2005

1) I'm in this big courtyard surrounded by some kind of apartment building on three sides. There are a bunch of guys watching television on one side and further down, Ellen Degeneres is watching a movie with some other girl. I go talk to Ellen, but I think I start to annoy her, so I go out into the courtyard and run around. There are fallen leaves all over the ground in huge piles, so I start running and jumping into the piles of leaves and rolling around in them. I get up and go see that the guys are watching TRL, and Madonna is on there and she says she's going to be in the street dancing to her new song, so everyone should come and dance with her. I go out into the street and there are tons of people out there and we all start dancing.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

1) I'm out in the country in Union Country, where I grew up. A guy I went to high school with lives out there, and I'm walking to his house. I have to go through this red fence, and into a big barn with a bunch of farm machinery. There's a bunch of guys from high school in there talking about tractors, and I feel really out of place.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

1) I'm on some kind of Air Force sports team and we're practicing in the gym. Chief Brown is the coach and we're running laps, but the only shoes I have are my Birkenstock clogs, and they keep falling off. I'm trying to run, but it feels like I'm running in water and I can't move my legs very fast. Chief says if I don't run faster, I'm going to have to run more laps.

2) I'm working backstage at a Gwen Stefani concert, and the stage keeps moving around. This big fat lady in the audience keeps trying to jump up on the stage, and I'm worried she's going to get hurt, so I keep trying to push her down, but she starts cursing at me and tries even harder.

3) I'm coming back from some kind of TDY and my squadron is on a bus. I sit down in an empty seat and MSgt Rogers sits next to me. He starts giving a speech to everyone on the bus about how disappointed he is in our performance. Then he sits down and starts talking to me. The bus starts going and I think the bus driver is lost. We start going down a big hill, and at the bottom is a big lake. The bus goes into the lake, but it's not very deep. We all get off and Alex is there.

Friday, November 11, 2005

1) I'm at Sea World, and I'm swimming around this big tank with a bunch of dolphins. A dolphin swims up next to me, and bites my finger and tries to take me to the bottom, but I get free. I swim to the side and get up on the ledge. A big truck comes along and starts dumping a bunch of dead dolphins into the tank. I try to climb higher, but I keep falling in.

2) Paul, Trish, and I are going on a road trip to my house, but there's a horrilbe accident and traffic is really backed up. We get out of the car and start walking around. I get my video camera out and we start filming each other. Then we see this huge motor home try to speed around the crash and it ends up flying over the side rails and catching on fire. We leave and get to my house and talk to my Dad for a while. Dooce is there and she and Paul discover that they're long lost cousins. We go to Church and both Caleb Moore and Caleb Wendt are there.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

1) I'm riding around in a pickup truck with Caleb and Nina, and we're making plans to take a trip over Christmas. Nina keeps making a big deal about the fact she has to work on Christmas Day.

2) I'm working in Barnes & Noble, and I see this Japanese guy put a book inside his jacket. I start chasing him, and he runs out of the store. We're running down the street and it's in a big city and there are tons of people around, so I keep bumping into people. Another guy helps me try to corner him, but he keeps getting away. He crosses a major street, and just as he's getting ready to go onto the sidewalk, I jump and grab his legs and take him down.

3) I'm in an apartment that looks like the inside of the house in Morganfield. There are a couple kids there, and I think I'm babysitting. Suddenly, in the kitchen, water starts coming down from inside the ceiling. A lot of water. I don't know what to do, so I start putting towels down, but it doesn't do much good. A cop knocks on the door, but I just ignore him. He starts yelling at me to open the door, but I'm too busy worrying about the water in the kitchen. I find a big pan and start catching the water and tossing it in the sink each time it fills up. And then, just as suddenly as it started, the water stops.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

1) I'm at a restaurant with Lindsay Lohan and some people from work. I get up to go to the bathroom, and Scott (a guy on RST with me) follows me. He starts talking to me while I'm peeing, and it makes me uncomfortable. We all leave and get into my truck. I drop everyone off at my apartment and make a run to the mall. My clock says it's only 8, so I have an hour left before it closes. I got to the T-Mobile place because I want to see when my contract expires, but it's already closed. I get kinda upset, and I'm looking around to see if they have hours posted. A couple guys come along that work there, but they don't open up.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

1) I'm at some kind of Church retreat in a hotel in Gulf Shores, Alabama. I'm staying in a room with Brian Vertucci, an old fraternity brother of mine. We're walking back from breakfast and trying to decide what to do for the day. We want to go swimming, but we're not sure where. I tell him about how my parents were there a few weeks earlier. That night, we decide to go out bar hopping, but he wants to go to a different bar than I do.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

1) Alex and I are in the lobby of a huge hotel in a big city. There are lots of people walking around, and we are trying to decide where to eat lunch. There are tons of restaurants, and I don't really care where we eat, but Alex is being really picky. We go into a restaurant and talk to the hostess and ask her how long it will be before we can sit, but then Alex changes his mind and we leave to go find another place. This repeats itself several times. Alex decides to check out a place on the second story, and I walk into another restaurant. I sit on a bench with a bunch of other people. A pregnant girl in BDUs sits across from me. We start talking and she says to me, "Once the Lord gives me this baby, I don't care if I ever eat again."

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

1) I'm in the dorm back in Vegas and I get a call really early one morning telling me I need to be at PT, so I get out of bed and go to the bathroom. I wonder if I should shave before I go to PT. I go back and sit on my bed and The Simpsons is on TV. I get to the gym and there are only a few people there. One of our female LTs is there and we run together.

2) Caleb and I go into Wal-Mart. I don't want to buy anything, but Caleb wants to look around. We sit at a table near the front of the store, and they start playing really good music. Caleb and I are freaking out because they're playing such great music at Wal-Mart. This big redneck guy comes along and tells us we're going to have to move because he's going to use the table for his barbrcue. We get up and go to the electronics department so we can hopefully find out who's DJing.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

1) I'm sitting on the bed in my parents' bedroom and the phone rings. It's some girl who says she knows me and wants to meet me at a restaurant. I ask my parents where the restaurant is, and they give me directions. I get there, and she walks up at the same time. We sit down and talk for a while. I go back home and the phone rings again. This time it's Jerry and he tells me he'll be in town, so I should come meet him at the airport. I shower and get dressed and go pick Jerry up. We go to the mall, and I realise I haven't fixed my hair, so we stop to get some gel, and the lady at the store starts spraying us with all kinds of cologne. I end up spending a lot of money.