1) I'm living with a hispanic family on a ranch in the desert. We all drive these really huge pick-up trucks, but mine is the smallest. There are tons of kids all over the place. My chore every day is to load and unload the dishwasher, which is difficult because I don't want to start the dishwasher when anyone is in the shower, and since there are so many people, someone is almost always in the shower. I think we're trying to solve a crime, too.