Monday, June 08, 2009
1) I'm in a recording studio with the Beatles and they're recording songs they'll eventually do on "A Hard Day's Night." John Paul Jones is there and keeps claiming that he's really the fifth Beatle. We all record a couple songs together, and they give the recording to me. I give it to this secretary lady that works there, and tell her to never lose it. I get the autographs of all the Beatles, and the Mike Tyson shows up. I get his autograph, too, on the same paper as the Beatles. The Beatles leave the studio, and there are tons of screaming girls outside. I walk out with Mike Tyson, and we have to go through this really small tunnel, which keeps getting smaller and smaller until we have to crawl. The tunnel becomes a bridge over a river, and I'm getting a little claustrophobic and worried it's going to fall.