1) I'm at work, and it's a mix of people from my shops in Utah and Italy. We're having some kind of luncheon and I'm trying to linger at the back of the room. Our superintendent calls me out, and makes me stand in front of everyone because I'm getting ready to deploy. I move toward the front of the room, and stand between two other guys. Everyone starts telling funny stories about me, but I don't remember any of the stories actually happening. I just keep smiling and laughing when everyone else laughs. Then they ask me to tell a story, but I'm not sure if anything I remember will be something they remember.