1) I go to Hakkoda to snowboard, but there's hardly any snow at all. Some people are riding their boards down in the dirt and mud.
2) I'm trapped on the top floor of a skyscraper overnight with about 20 other people. For some reason, they're all paranoid a plane is going to fly into the building, so I'm trying to calm them all down, but I'm a little scared, too.
3) I live in this huge house and my brother is coming to visit and my Mom wants to pull some kind of practical joke on him. Bill Murray is somehow involved.