1) My friend Valerie is getting married in Miama or L.A. and invites me to the wedding. It's the same night as a Britney Spears concert and Britney and her crew are staying at the same hotel as me. I'm hanging out at the hotel after the wedding and the concert and I see Courtney Love with some other girl and they're really high. I start hanging out with them and Courtney ODs and suddenly the ambulance and the cops are there and everyone's talking about it but they're all getting the story wrong.

2) I'm married and looking for a house and we find one on a big hill overlooking a city. To celebrate, we go out to eat at a Japanese restaurant and Ichikawa is there.