1) I'm on vacation in London with my Mom and we're shopping at a K-Mart really late. We're looking at different kinds of lights. All I buy is a stupid little key chain with a wind-up toy dragon on it, but we wait in line for a long time because it's so crowded. We get out of line to go look at something else and get back and the line is even longer, but the lady who was next to us before let's us back in next to her. We get back to the hotel and talk about getting some food, but Mom decides to go to bed. I go outside with the dog and fall asleep on the front lawn. I wake up the next morning and I'm in my room and Tim Klingenberg and Drew Branson are there and they tell me the new Air Force regulations will allow us to grow goatees.