1) My Dad is having a Shriner's convention, and I'm helping to set everything up. Destiny's Child is performing, and we're all backstage. Beyonce wants to perform their charity song, and I tell them nobody wants to hear their crappy charity song. All anybody wants to hear is "Bootylicious." The girls go out on stage and sing all their songs and everyone is happy. Afterward, we're taking all the chairs down, and some guy gets frustrated with me because I mixed together two different kinds of chairs.