Friday, May 18, 2007

1) I'm a contestant on The Price Is Right, and I'm on stage, but Bob Barker has already left the show and they new guy they hired is a real asshole. He's really messed up on drugs and he's stumbling around the stage groping the models and screaming random things. A door opens up and Nick from my shop comes out. He's just wearing pants and he's drunk and he can barely stand. The models are all trying to hold him up, and he pulls out his penis and starts waving it around. It's got a really funny shape to it and I can't stop staring at it. He keeps saying, "It's good for the ladies!" over and over.

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