Friday, May 11, 2007

1) I'm TDY in Texas, I think, and a bunch of us are driving around looking for somewhere to go to breakfast. We're in a huge SUV that the Air Force has given us for the duration of the trip. I'm driving, and everyone is giving me directions to different places, but I can't understand anyone because they're all yelling. We're getting on a freeway, and as we do, I see some guy driving the wrong way in a green Jeep. I point it out to everyone, but everyone disagrees with me, saying the Jeep isn't green. Someone hands me a piece of bacon, and without thinking about it, I start eating it. I'd forgotten what bacon tasted like, and it's making me nauseated, but I'm eating it anyway.

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