1) I'm at a Smashing Pumpkins concert, and I'm right down front. I'm taking tons of really great pictures of Billy Corgan and the entire band. I notice that D'Arcy is playing the drums for some reason. They start to play "Today" and Billy does a huge stage dive into the crowd. They pause for intermission, and Courtney Love comes out to play an acoustic set. Everyone leaves except for me and one other person. I start screaming for Courtney and telling her how awesome I think she is. She throws big jawbreakers out, and I'm picking them up. We start talking, and I'm wondering when her new solo album is going to come out.