Monday, December 31, 2007
1) I'm in Italy, and I'm talking with a bunch of people at work. Some of them are mad because they have to work Christmas Eve, but I don't think I do. I go to the commissary because I have to pick up strawberry jam, and I start thinking that it's ridiculous, and I should just get some when my other jar runs out because I live really close. I get in my car to drive home, and there's a big parade going by with tons of circus animals. I stop at a light, and when I look in my side mirror, I see a bunch of gorillas walking down the sidewalk. I'm kinda nervous because I don't know if they're dangerous or not.