Wednesday, October 27, 2004

1) I'm out in the ocean with this girl I've never seen before, we're trying to have oral sex with each other, but it's really difficult because we're trying to stay afloat at the same time.

2) I've separated from the military, and I get a job washing dishes at some hotel. I'm working the night shift, and one night, when I go in to work, I see Nina Ledford walking out. She says she has separated from the military, as well, and she has the same job, but she works the day shift.

1 comment:

dpmclan said...

Salty