1) Melissa and I are visiting my parents. We wake up on a Saturday morning, and my Mom is doing our laundry. Melissa goes to take a shower and I find a bunch of car brochures underneath her pillow. My dad comes in and starts talking about how this guy he knew in the Air Force was separating after 18 years of service because he got some great job on the outside. The Phil Donohue Show is on the television.