1) My brother and I are driving in a big truck, and we stop at a mall to pick up a present for our Dad. We park the truck, and in the next parking space is Renee Zellweger in this little, tiny, compact car, and she has three kids. She's having some difficulty getting all the children out of their car seats and into strollers and stuff, so we ask if she needs any help. When we get into the store, we're looking around the men's section but can't find anything we like for Dad.

2) I'm join some kind of orchestra, and they tell me they need a bassoon player, so that's what I'll be playing. They give me a brand new bassoon, and I open up the case, but the reed is broken. So I'm trying to find the band director to see if he can help me get a new reed.