1) I'm at this big party somewhere, and I don't really know anyone. There are some cartoon characters there, and they're being really loud and obnoxious. Someone turns on the television, and I see a sitcom starring Jay and Sarah Weldon, people I knew in high school. Things start to get really crazy, so I walk out to my car, and there's a girl in there that I don't like very much. I tell her I'm just going to hang out until the party calms down a bit, and she says she's doing the same thing. We start talking and realise that we don't dislike each other as much as we thought. She starts giving me a massage.