1) I'm deployed to the desert, but my time is almost up and a bunch of us are getting ready to leave. I'm worried because we're supposed to be leaving in a couple days, and I haven't started my out-processing yet. Johnny, a guy in my shop, already has his done, and his wife is there visiting. We're living in these really nice dorms, and every time I go up to my room, this girl gets angry at me for walking all over the floor she just cleaned.