1) I'm hanging out at this random girl's dorm room, and she has to share a bathroom with the people next door. I go in too pee, and after I'm done, I decide I need to shave. I go to the sink and pick up a razor, but I can't find any shaving gel, so I just get the razor wet and start shaving anyway. It's not doing a very good job. Then, one of the guys from the opposite room walks in and asks me what I'm doing. I tell him I'm shaving, and he just looks at me funny.