1) Dad, Lisa Kudrow, and I are riding around. It kinda looks like Morganfield, but I'm giving directions to base, so we must be in Utah. I have Lisa's purse and she wants something out of it, but I have to take all this stuff out of it to get to the thing she wants. We start making all kinds of jokes about "Friends." We get to the base, and suddenly Keri, my cousin, is there with us, too. We talk about going to haunted houses. There's one on base, so we go get in line.