1) I'm at home with my family, and it's Mother's Day. We're at Church, and when we walk in, it's super crowded. We find a place to sit right next to the Gamblins. Pat shows us what Garah got her for Mother's Day. It's a big pretzel, and Pat thinks it's the greatest Mother's Day present ever. I suddenly realise I forgot to get my Mom anything, and I'm wondering if there will be anything open in town so I can grab something right after Church without anyone realising I forgot. A girl in the front clicks these two rocks together, and all the children go up front for children's time. I'm the only one left in my pew.
2) I'm living in my grandparents house, and Samuel L. Jackson comes over. He's acting just like his character in Pulp Fiction. I'm trying to be really nice to him because I don't know if he has a gun or wants to kill me. He stays for a long time, so I'm thinking he doesn't want to kill me. He asks if he can take a shower, so I show him to the bathroom. He comes back out, and I'm feeling a little more comfortable with him, so I ask if he will stop using the Lord's name in vain, because it really bothers me. I also tell him the rest of his language is pretty disgusting, too, but I can handle that as long as he stops saying G.D. He laughs and says he'll try.