Friday, June 09, 2006
1) I'm deployed to the desert, and Mark Wahlberg is there. He's brought along a little hamster, and he spends all his free time caring for it and playing with it. We're in our tent and he comes in frantically looking for it. We search the tent high and low, but can't find the hamster. He gets really upset and starts to cry, and everyone else is laughing at him. I feel so bad for him because it seems like he's lost his best friend, even if it is a hamster. And then I think, "Wow! Mark Wahlberg is really famous and handsome, and he's this upset over a hamster?" But I still give him a hug and tell him it will be okay.