1) I'm living back in Morganfield, and my Mom has just had another baby. Everyone is really careful and quiet because nobody wants to wake her (the baby).

2) I'm on a base there's a new guy in my squadron who's actually an IMer who's driving pallets of water around the squadron on a forklift. The forklift tips over and he gets burried. We dig him out and he's not breathing, so I'm totally freaking out and call 911, but I'm so hysterical, I screw it up somehow and have to dial it again. It takes the paramedics forever to get there, but they do CPR or something and he starts breathing again.