1) I'm living in this really poor town and there's a big riot going on. I'm walking around trying to find out why everyone's so upset. I go to work and everyone there is wondering how to keep everything under control, and we decide to work in shifts. We set up all these guard shacks, and I'm sent home to get some sleep. I'm hoping things will settle down before I have to come back that night. While I'm walking home, people start mauling me, and I manage to get on top of a big building. Suddenly, everyone stops screaming and starts walking around like they're really disappointed.