1) I'm working in this factory that's also a front for a bunch of terrorists who are trying to buy a big bomb. To prove their loyalty to the terrorists, all the workers have to have their legs cut off, but I refuse. I tell the head terrorist guy I'm going to expose him, so they put me in this big bag and throw me in the back of a truck.

2) I'm at my cousin's wedding and I have to talk to all these people I don't know. I'm doing my best to keep smiling the whole time, but it's really difficult because some of the people are really weird and annoying. They have this magician guy there who knocks me on the floor and pretends to break my ankle.