1) I have an apartment somewhere in addition to my house, and Jeff lives next door to me there, as well. Chris, Feddie, and Taylor come over to take me shopping, and as we're walking out the door, Jeff stops and gives me a candle that has all his recreation trips for the year listed. We leave and go to a mall of some sort, and I have on this really tight grey outfit. It's so tight, that it's making my feet skid across the floor, and eventually, I start flying, feet-first. We leave the mall and hop on a train back to my house. The train is crowded, so we get on top, where there are a bunch of other people. The train stops, and we climb down, but we realise the train didn't stop on purpose. It hit something or something is wrong. We go to the front of the train, and someone has put something on the tracks. Another train comes by on the opposite track, but doesn't even slow down.

2) I'm taking some kind of lifeguard class at a big resort. Ethan's girlfriend is there, but I can't remember her name. After the class, we're sitting around talking about what we could do to improve it. I leave and go home, and my parents and a bunch of other people are there. Some old lady is taking a shower in my bathroom. I'm wanting to go meet some friends, so I skip taking a shower. I want to put on some cologne, and I open this big cabinet and there are all these different types of cologne in there, many still in the box and unopened. I'm going through them, and I can't decide which one to wear because they all smell the same. I see one is Rolling Stone cologne (the magazine, not the band), and I figure since they all smell the same, I might as well wear that one.

1) I get to work, and I'm sent out to the flightline on a job with Joann. We're driving around, but I'm not sure exactly what we're doing. We go back to the shop, and I'm still in PT gear. I ask MSgt Hammes if he wants me to put on my uniform and he says yes. I go to my desk, and there is a bunch of weird stuff happening on my computer. SSgt Smith gets mad at me because he doesn't think I know who Nelson Mandella is. I get an e-mail about how the whole wing is going to run PT in formation, so I print it out and post it on the wall.

1) I'm at work, and we're clearing out a bunch of old stuff behind our shop. There's some kind of musical going on in the background, but I can't make out what it is. TSgt Scott keeps asking me all these weird questions about school and stuff. I find an old box and it has all my high school yearbooks in it. I start looking through them, and Corey is laughing at all my old pictures. Then TSgt Scott calls everyone to attention and tells them I'm leaving to go back to school and it's the greatest honour ever.

1) I'm shopping at a Gap somewhere, and it's New Years Eve. There are a bunch of people from my squadron shopping there, too, but I don't know who they are. I'm looking for this weird orange scented candle they used to have, and I find some other orange stuff, but not the candle. I leave and go to H&M because they're having a big sale. I find a shirt that I've been wanting, and it's on a rack that's totally crammed with other shirts. I try to find my size, but every time I grab one, I pull it out and it's a different shirt altogether.

1) I'm meeting Shaun, Keena, and some other people to go snowboarding. They're already at the top of the mountain, and I'm at the bottom. I have my boots on, but my board is at the top. I borrow someone's skis and somehow ski to the top of the mountain. I get there and find everyone, but now I have to go to the rental place to get a board. They give me this big glass tube that I'm supposed to use. Then I realise I already have my board, but now I need boots. So I wait around for the people working at the rental place to give me some boots. Right before they give them to me, they put this weird brown paste inside that's supposed to make them fit better and keep my feet warm.

1) I'm visiting Brian Beck, who has a really nice apartment in some big city. His upstairs is basically another apartment, and he only lives in the downstairs part. The guy who lives upstairs is Shawn, a guy I knew in SLC. I'm wondering how Brian and Shawn know each other. I leave Brian's apartment, and I'm walking through a park. It's really cold outside, and I trudge up this really steep hill. I'm almost to the top, and I look over and see Paul walking toward me. We meet at the top of the hill, and on the other side is a huge valley. The sun is coming up over the mountains on the other side, and it's the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen.

2) I volunteer in some war-torn third world country to help some rebels who are fighting against their unfair government. I don't interfere directly in the war, but I'm giving medical aid to the rebels. I'm out on the battlefield, and there are people lying injured everywhere. I'm trying to crawl to them and avoid getting hit by gunfire and bombs. I reach a guy who's bleeding really bad, and he asks me why I'm helping him.

3) I'm going to a Madonna concert with Tracey and Nikki from college and Johnny, Corey, and a few other people. Our tickets don't have assigned seats, so when we walk up to the door, there's an old lady giving out specific seats. Tracey, Nikki, and I keep going up to her, trying to get better seats. She puts me by myself, but it looks like a good seat on the chart. When we walk into the venue, it's really small, and I'm excited that Madonna is even playing here at all. When I get to my seat, though, it's in a little pit, and I can't see the stage very well. I'm wondering if I can move around to an empty seat when the show gets started, but soon, all the empty seats fill up. The opening band comes out, and it's a band made up of a really big family. There are little kids playing drums and the parents are singing. I'm thinking it's a really odd choice to open for Madonna, but I'll just go with it, and hopefully it will give me time to find a better seat.

1) I'm in a college class, and it ends. I'm walking out to my truck, and I overhear a group of guys talking about Mad Men. I haven't seen it, but I strike up a conversation with them anyway. I ask if they need a ride somewhere, and they do. There are four of them and two girls, and we all somehow cram into my truck. We start driving and I check what's playing on my iPod. It's Allison Eastwood, who I didn't even know sang. We're driving through what sort of looks like Morganfield, and then it kinda looks like Henderson. There are trees down all over, like a storm just came through. I'm driving really crazy, swerving and going off the road and stuff. I think everyone in the car is kinda scared, but I don't care.

2) I'm meet up with Sherry, a girl I went to college with. She needs a ride somewhere, so I pick her up at her house. We're in the white LeBaron. She asks if she can drive, so I start to get out, but she just sits on my lap. We start to drive on a dirt road, and there's a big mud puddle, and I wonder if the car will make it through.

3) I'm in some kind of sci-fi movie with a hot chick and maybe Sylvester Stallone. We on a space ship and we've been captured by some aliens. They have us in a cage made of lasers, and we're trying to figure a way out. We have two bath robes, and we know how to turn off the cage. There are two guys that come in periodically that are trying to help us, too. The hot chick has a map of the space ship, but there are aliens walking all over the place, so we're not sure we can get out undetected.

1) I'm a freshman in college, but this time, I'm going to a huge university that's right next to a beach. I'm taking a language course, and there's homework for it every night. Every morning before I go to class, I stop by the bookstore and buy a notebook because I'm not sure if I have one. The bookstore is always very busy. I somehow got a job coaching the women's indoor soccer team, and I recruited Garah. We score a goal in our first game, but I think we might have had too many players on the field. I'm walking to class one morning, and I decide to take the long way by the beach, and there are two guys walking behind me talking about drums. I stop by one of the dorms to walk with one of the girls in my class, and Michael Cera is walking with her, too. I see a poster that says I'm running for freshman class president, and I'm wondering how many other people are running.

1) I'm at some kind of bike race in California, and there's an 80-year-old lady racing. I'm standing near the finish line, and the old lady crashes right before she crosses. The crash looks really bad, but she gets right up and walks across and everyone cheers. There's a TV crew there, and they're interviewing a girl whose husband just lost his job, but they want to travel Europe, so I tell them if they're ever in Italy, they can stay with me.

2) I'm at some kind of boarding school in Italy. It's really small, and looks like it used to be a house. I'm walking around inside, and asking one of the teachers questions about it. There's a couple sneaking around, and I'm kinda following them, but still wanting to see the school. I go down some stairs and end up in a big mall. I see the same couple waiting for the train, but decide to do some shopping because it's after Christmas now and there are bound to be some good sales.

1) Abby, Charis, a few other people, and I are supposed to be installing a water line in this big boiler room. It's going to be a difficult job because we're going to have to jack up some concrete and trench. Then we find this control panel that makes part of the floor disappear, and we're all happy because it will make our job much easier. We're trying to lay the pipe in the trench, and someone decides we need a break, so they put on some old Ben Stiller movie. I leave the job site and end up in some kind of Christian assembly in a big auditorium. There are people singing on stage, and it's pretty good. I want to go get Abby and Charis, but I don't want to miss anything. I look around, and I see that they've already arrived, so we sit in the floor and enjoy the music. After it's over, I'm trying to get outside, but it's really crowded. I start climbing up the wall to a really high window, but once I get to it, it won't open. I somehow get outside, and I can't find Abby or Charis. I start walking down the road, and I find a bunch of Transformers in the grass. I start trying to transform them, but they're the new ones and they're really complicated.

1) Johnny and I are in Zurich, and we're walking down the street checking out little shops and stuff. I stop in a sunglass boutique, and the lady behind the counter is singing a soul song really loud, but she's really good. I have on my black Pradas and another customer asks to see them. I take them off and hand them to her. She holds on to them for a long time, so I have a seat. Johnny comes and sits sideways on my lap and asks when we're going to leave. I want to leave, but the lady won't give me back my sunglasses.

2) I'm getting ready to leave for work. I look outside and it's raining really hard, and I see a bunch of booths lined up along my street. It looks like some kind of festival, and I'm wondering if I'll be able to drive down the road and make it to work. I debate calling MSgt Hammes.

1) I go home, and my Dad is in the garage working on this really cool, futuristic-looking motorcycle. Mom comes home for lunch just as some other guy comes along because he wants to buy Dad's motorcycle. Dad tells me to let this guy ride it around the yard for a while, and to watch him to make sure he actually knows how to ride. He and Mom go inside. The guy starts riding around the yard. It gets really windy and I'm looking up at the sky watching these really cool cloud formations move really fast across the sky. Parts of the clouds start to break off and form into angels. The angels come down and start walking along the Earth. One stops right in front of me and says, "We don't want you in Heaven, but we don't want you in Hell, either." Then she gives me a Glasgow smile. She repeats her phrase, and I fall to the ground, bleeding.

1) I'm travelling with a bunch of people (deployed?), and we're shopping in this huge market. Anna is there, and she says Dave is going to get married to some other girl. I feel bad for her and buy her a teddy bear. We all meet at a bar before going out to dinner, and Jeremiah is there. I'm surprised to see him at a bar. There are some music videos playing on a bunch of televisions on the wall, and Jeremiah is dancing around to one of them. We go outside, and we're in this really futuristic city. The streets are really wide and shiny, and there are little lakes all over the place. Some people jump in the lakes and start playing with beach balls. I don't want to get wet, so I start tossing a baseball with Alec.

1) I'm at work on a Friday afternoon, and there isn't much going on. It's a really clear day, so I'm thinking about going up to the top of one of the water towers and taking some pictures of the mountains. After work, a bunch of us get on a train to go to a White Stripes show. Kerry is with us, and she has all out tickets. We get off the train and practically run to the venue. There are fourteen of us. Kerry is first in line, and right behind her, there are some little 12-year-olds. I stand with Kerry for a second, and then go back to the rest of the group, and Kerry follows me. We start thinking about where we're going to stay that night, and I mention of a hostel I know right next to the venue (perhaps from a previous dream?). I get out of the line and go look for the hostel. I ask in Italian if they have any rooms free, and the lady says she can put six per room. I tell her we have fourteen, and she says she doesn't have much money. I tell her we'll all be paying in cash, and make the reservation. I'm walking back toward the venue, and I see Johnny and Corey. They're walking really fast and I'm practically running to keep up with them. I scream out to them to slow down, and everyone else around laughs at me.

1) I'm helping with a children's Sunday School class at my old Church in Morganfield. The main teacher keeps asking me for ideas for games or lessons for the kids. After Sunday School, I'm waiting in the parking lot for my Mom, and I set up my iPod right in the middle, so people can listen to music on their way to the worship service. The teacher comes by again asking for lesson ideas. Mom comes out and I tell her I don't really want to go to worship. She says I don't have to, but she's going to go anyway. I song with bad lyrics comes on my iPod, so I run up and try to shut it off, but it won't turn off, so I throw it in the back of Chris Thompson's car. I go into the service, even though they've already started, and sit down. There's a guy next to me in the pew in a hockey outfit. I get home before Mom, and I'm sitting in my room. I go to look for something to eat in the pantry, and I see a bunch of old spray paint cans. I take them into the basement and start spraying them to get rid of whatever is inside so I can take them to the recycling plant. Dad comes home and I tell him what I'm doing. He acts really depressed and goes into his bedroom. I hear a bunch of motorcycles outside, so I look out my bedroom window and see a big biker gang in the driveway of Mr. Clements's house across the street. They see me looking at them and they take off.

1) I'm in a deployed location somewhere, and it's raining really hard. I'm walking around camp with some guys in my shop. We stop at finance, and they tell me that when I get my utility bills, I have to go to the home fuels office to pay it. I tell them that I have automatic payments out of my Italian bank account, but they say it doesn't matter. I'm wondering if this is why my last bill was so high. We leave finance and we're walking into a restricted area of the base. There's a really cute girl working the gate, and one of my friends tries to hit on her. She tells him it's not working and that she won't let us in, so I tell her in a very non-threatening way to let us in. She thinks about it for a while, and starts to open the gate, but then her commander comes along and pushes her down.

1) I move to a big city somewhere, and my only choice of places to live are in these huge high-rise apartment buildings. I'm trying to find one close to work, and I keep looking at a map to find a decent one. I go inside the lobby of one, and ask if they have anything available, and the lady tells me they just rented their last one. Then I see MSgt Hammes walking out and he tells me he just got the last one. I get on my bike and I'm riding through downtown, wondering what their laws are for bike riders. There are tolls all over the place, but I don't pay any of them.

1) Nick Fuoss, Jack Black, a few other people and I are visiting a really old castle. There's a creepy caretaker who says we can go wherever we want. I start going down some really steep stairs. Nick is right behind me. I end up in some kind of dungeon and it's really cramped, so I tell Nick to turn around because I want to get out. We go back outside. Jack and one of the girls get trapped in some kind of hidden room for a long time, and the caretaker tells them they have to work their way out, so they have to rotate this giant rock to keep it from falling in a water hole.

1) I'm getting deployed, and the military is paying for us all to spend a weekend in a really nice spa. I'm taking a shower and these people keep coming in and bringing me soap and towels and stuff. After I leave the shower, this lady says she's going to give me a massage. At first, I don't want one, but then decide to go ahead and take it. She makes me go into a room for a few minutes where these guys take a bunch of pictures of me. When I leave the room, I find out they've made an exact clone of me. The massage lady finds me again, and brings me into another room. My clone is in there laying on his back. She lays some pillows on top of him, and I lay on the pillows so my clone and I are face to face. She says this is somehow supposed to relax me and help me look into my inner chi or chakra or something. I'm start talking to my clone, and he knows he's a clone, and I wonder what will happen to him after I leave. He asks another guy in the room if he's supposed to hear Madonna's voice talking to him. I lean down and start making out with my clone for a minute. He gives really wet kisses, but they're still kinda nice. The massage lady tells me to relax and she starts rubbing my back.

1) I'm living in a dorm, and after work one day, I see Mikey and ask if he wants to get dinner that night. He says yes, and I tell him I'll try to find Jay so he can go, too. I look all over for Jay, and when I find him, he's volunteering to help with some kind of banquet that night. He asks if I can move his truck for him. His truck is really big, and I'm worried about hitting stuff because I'm not used to driving it. Joe Powell is there, too, and he's trying to get stuff prepared for the banquet, and I tell him I haven't seen him since high school.

2) I'm walking around some town in Italy with Meredith and a couple other people. We stop in a little clothing store, and Meredith is picking out cool shirts for me. I start talking to the manager and she asks if I want to work there. I tell her I will, but that I can only work nights. I start meeting all the other people that work there, and I find that Theresa has moved to Italy and is working there, too. I get a copy of the next week's schedule, and I'm not on it yet. I keep asking if they want to me to work that weekend, and they say everyone works the weekends. I get worried about what time I'm supposed to be there. I walk outside, and the manager is sitting under a tree, and she tells me to come sit down. Then she starts asking me about the lyrics to a song she heard and what they mean. Something about a silver ladder and making a clock.